Graffiti Artist Appreciator Gifts

KILLJOY WAS HERE. !

Vandalism Sucks.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Romantic Graffiti

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Graffiti Forever!

Graffitti.

BLESS YOU

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Big business is not evil

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.