Graffiti Artists Gifts

"Who says young people aren't engaged with politics?"

Never talk to your pet rock-It's stone deaf.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Romantic Graffiti

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Sick Rancher Humor

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

COVID Vaccine

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Big business is not evil

BLESS YOU

Graffitti.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Graffiti Forever!

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."