Graffiti Art Lover Gifts

A good speech is always shorter than you audience's attention span.

'You! What are you doing January 12?'

Today our economy is a system of checks and bounces.

To some people, 'standing in the presence of greatness' means standing alone.

Those who indulge are about to bulge.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Romantic Graffiti

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Sick Rancher Humor

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

BLESS YOU

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Big business is not evil

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Graffiti Forever!