Graffiti Gifts

"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."

'Word up homey!'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512

"The suggestions are supposed to go in the box."

'Michelangelo!'

'Lefty Was Here'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Lazy people have no leisure time.

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

Park Ruling - Please clear up after your dog.

Safety is something a lot of people learn by accident.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

Mediocre people are always at their best.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Rise of the Vandals

'Mindless vandalism just wasn't stretching me intellectually.'

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Drop outs are unidentified failing objects.

'Keep back...come near me and I'll destroy the ozone layer'

"I guess the writing is on the wall."

Renaissance graffiti artists.

"I don't care whay they do at college, you'll scrub them off at once"

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'Damn surveillance society.'

Dyslexics of the world untie!

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Prisoner paints the statue of liberty.

'er.....How do you spell 'dyslexic'?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'