Graffiti Gifts

"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Word up homey!'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Oi - change that to Chelsea."

The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"The suggestions are supposed to go in the box."

'Lefty Was Here'

'Michelangelo!'

Lazy people have no leisure time.

'Mindless vandalism just wasn't stretching me intellectually.'

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

Safety is something a lot of people learn by accident.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Cat graffiti.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

Park Ruling - Please clear up after your dog.

The Rise of the Vandals

Mediocre people are always at their best.

'Can I have your autograph?...'

Drop outs are unidentified failing objects.

'er.....How do you spell 'dyslexic'?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

'You can spray that again,chum!'

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

'I wanna be an artist - graffiti!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Maybe Mom wouldn't know you did it if you didn't sign your work."