Graffiti Artist Observer Gifts

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Tinnitus?"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Sick Rancher Humor

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Big business is not evil

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

BLESS YOU

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Graffitti.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Graffiti Forever!

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."