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'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

'Oh, honey! Wouldn't that piece look just wonderful above the fireplace?'

'Mindless vandalism just wasn't stretching me intellectually.'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

Alway finish what you (start)

What else went on during the plague of darkness.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

"Maybe Mom wouldn't know you did it if you didn't sign your work."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Jason and Emily Forever - "They split up beforethe paint dried."

Drop outs are unidentified failing objects.

'It's fresh, it's new, it's NOW!'

'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Boy spraying a graffiti toilet on a seated statue

Graffiti artists school

Tact is seeing others how they wish to be seen.

A non-conformist conforms to non-conformity.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

R.A. is a nympho.

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"

A baseball player's errors make a hit in the next day's sports pages.

'So what do you think of the company youth movement?'

Banksy