Gossip Gorilla Gifts

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Botox."

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'