Gossip Gorilla Prints

'Blah, blah, blah....'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'She's so put together!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Botox."

"Water cooler talk stations."