Gossiping Prints

Too Much Information.

'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

Blah blah blah.

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

Tennis talking over the net.

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Botox."

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

'Anyway. It's been nice, but I can't stand here chatting all day.'

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

'This rumour is so commonplace and unsensational - I think it must be true.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Warning: the tidbit you are about to hear contains portions dealing with sex and violence. Listener discretion advised.'

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Live water cooler.

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

'She's so put together!'

'What the actress actually said to me was. . .'

'I think they want someone to make up a foursome at gossip.'

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."