Gossiping Gifts

Too Much Information.

'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

Blah blah blah.

Tennis talking over the net.

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Botox."

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'

'Warning: the tidbit you are about to hear contains portions dealing with sex and violence. Listener discretion advised.'

'This rumour is so commonplace and unsensational - I think it must be true.'

"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"

'What the actress actually said to me was. . .'

"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

'She's so put together!'

'I think they want someone to make up a foursome at gossip.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Someone here wants to listen to you,Doris!'