Office Gossiping Gifts

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'She's so put together!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"Botox."

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"I know this is just my humble opinion, but it's backed by the most comprehensive rumor, gossip and speculation this office can provide!"

'Take a letter,'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."