Gossip Gatherers Gifts

"Yak, yak, yak?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"And now she's dating a man, of all people."

"It seems unfair to talk about the book when Steve, Rhonda, and Sue aren't here - so let's talk about them!"

'Look at this Henry. You will not believe what they're up to next door.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

JET (Part I)

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'