Gossip Collector Gifts

'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

A little bird told me...

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

JET (Part I)

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."