Gorilla Economist Gifts

Gorilla investment tactics.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"It failed the stress test."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Euro against the Dollar.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

TTIP

'Mr. Kong?'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."