Gorilla Economist Pillows

Gorilla investment tactics.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"It failed the stress test."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Euro against the Dollar.

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

TTIP

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"