Galactic Economist Pillows

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Questions

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Euro against the Dollar.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

TTIP

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Branson space shot

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

Space force clocks.

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'