Extraterrestrial Economist Pillows

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Take me to your market leader.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."