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'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The First Martian Dog.

dog vs UFO...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Take me to your market leader.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Space wants to kill you."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Area 51: The Inside Story

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Take me to your feeder,'

UFO and snowman

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Ukulelean abduction