Business Savvy Extraterrestrial Pillows

Add a touch of spacey wit to any room with our business-savvy extraterrestrial pillows—comfortable, fun, and sure to spark conversations about cosmic entrepreneurship.

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Take me to your market leader.'

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down." mockup

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

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An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer. mockup

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

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"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?" mockup

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

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"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people." mockup

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"Why didn't we think of that?"

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"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku." mockup

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

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"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

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'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....' mockup

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

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"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..." mockup

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

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'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?' mockup

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

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'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.' mockup

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

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"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . " mockup

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

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"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

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