Business Savvy Extraterrestrial Gifts

Take me to your market leader.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"They're very time-sensitive."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

An alien jumps through a lion tamer's hoop

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

The first franchised business

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"Our dark energy bill is through the roof, the stores are out of dark matter, and all our strange matter is being recalled! What in great galaxies is going on?"

Studio 51

'Merged out of a job.'