Extraterrestrial Marketers Gifts

'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Underweird bras."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Take me to your market leader.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Space wants to kill you."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Take me to your feeder,'

UFO and snowman

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Ukulelean abduction

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."