Extraterrestrial Marketers T-Shirts

'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Underweird bras."

How to draw a martian!

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Take me to your market leader.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

UFO and snowman

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Ukulelean abduction

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"