Cosmic Marketer T-Shirts

Celebrate their creative spirit with t-shirts designed for the cosmic marketer. Witty, inspiring, and uniquely styled, these shirts are perfect for showing off their star-powered marketing mojo.

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans." mockup

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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'You caught it, you gut it!'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Clown God

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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?' mockup

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

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'Gravity...Go figure!'

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The Adventures of God

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more." mockup

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky. mockup

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

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STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth mockup

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

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That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy? mockup

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

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