Sci-fi Economist Pillows

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Offshore tax havens.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Famous Pieces of Paper

Super-Mario Draghi

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Sold in May and went away.

Branson space shot

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

Squeeze on Public Spending.

Buy low sell high.

TPP

"I feel bad - we're growing."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Franc and Dinar, meet Euro and Ruble...'

Fort Knox welcomes you!: Worship gold chapel!

"Wait, is this a pyramid scheme?"

Bush Economics

'Wow! A satsuma!'

George Bush, Common Man

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

'Congressman, the country is going to Hades in a handbasket. What are you going to do?'