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"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Offshore tax havens.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Famous Pieces of Paper

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Super-Mario Draghi

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

Sold in May and went away.

Branson space shot

Buy low sell high.

Squeeze on Public Spending.

"I feel bad - we're growing."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Bush Economics

"Wait, is this a pyramid scheme?"

'Wow! A satsuma!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

Fort Knox welcomes you!: Worship gold chapel!

'Franc and Dinar, meet Euro and Ruble...'

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

"Don't do anything rash, sir - The government gave us two more weeks to get into compliance!"

'Congressman, the country is going to Hades in a handbasket. What are you going to do?'