Magical Economist Pillows

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

Squeeze on Public Spending.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

More toxic assets.

"In Heaven it does."

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'Before the smart money leaves the market, we need to get the dumb money into the market. Here's a list of un-savvy investors to call.'

'Here's a psychological phenomenon in which shareholders actually sympathize with management. It's called the Stockholder Syndrome.'