Magical Economist Mugs

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

Squeeze on Public Spending.

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

More toxic assets.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"In Heaven it does."

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

'The dollar and I seem to be weakening at the same rate!'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'You seem to be raking in a lot of money.' 'I didn't realize I planted it in pay dirt.'

'Before the smart money leaves the market, we need to get the dumb money into the market. Here's a list of un-savvy investors to call.'