Gorillas Gifts

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'You and your toy trains...'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

Look: I understand about the cramps but you can't keep taking it out on these guys every month.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Turn that noise down !

'Blah, blah, blah....'

Man fights with his shadow.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"