Gorillas Gifts

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'You and your toy trains...'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

Look: I understand about the cramps but you can't keep taking it out on these guys every month.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Turn that noise down !

Man fights with his shadow.

'Wrong building you big ape.'