Golf Day Gifts

'Where's your other glove?'

Swing by won't you?

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Go team!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfing Bishop.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Snooker Golf.

The Golfing Accident

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.