Golf Day Mugs

'Where's your other glove?'

Swing by won't you?

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Go team!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Golfing Accident

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace