Golf Tournaments Gifts

'I took third place on our corporate golf outing, You should see the first place trophy,'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'