Golf Tournament Gifts

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'At the Proctologist Open.'

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

The Golfing Accident

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."