Golf Tournament Winner Gifts

'He got a hole in one today.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

'I hope you replace your divots.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'