Golf Tournament Winner Prints

'He got a hole in one today.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfing Bishop.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

I think you're ace

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Zeus's Caddy

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."