Golf Ball Wrangler Gifts

'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'It's for you.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Haircuts

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where's the duck?'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

A balloon that says 'Dad'

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"Yes, Dear, I know you hate parties, but couldn't you at least try to be a little sociable?"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."