Golf Bag Wrangler Gifts

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Travelling

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Haircuts

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

OK Corral.

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'