Golf Bag Wrangler Gifts

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Travelling

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

OK Corral.

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'