Golden Years Adventurer Gifts

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'It's not that, she just likes the smell of burning rubber.'

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Man propelled by love

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Do it!

Altar Ego

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Life begins at 60