Golden Years Adventurers Gifts

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

Fossil hunting

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Altar Ego

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Life begins at 60

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'