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Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Fossil hunting

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Altar Ego

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

Life begins at 60

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."