Golden Years Adventurer T-Shirts

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'It's not that, she just likes the smell of burning rubber.'

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Man propelled by love

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Do it!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Altar Ego

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Women

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

Parkour for the over-40s.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo