Godlike Humor Seekers Gifts

'It's His own fault for inventing irony...He's angry about His electricity bill.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

Heavenly Take Out

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

What should I do? I was answering a prayer and accidentally clicked "reply all."

"So how come you never sent them a 'common-sense' pandemic."

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

The Zeusettes

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"My name is Bacchus, Roman God of Wine ... and I'm an alcoholic."

God says no to praying woman.

That guy? He does static shock.

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."

Angels Caught on Devil Tails