Goalmouth Guru Gifts

Arsene Wenger

Edgar Allen Poe

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Punkins

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

Edgar Allan Poe

Deregulated Baseball

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Life is ghoul

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Cleaning the Horse

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Boxing

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Modern day mirror.

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

In a Quandary

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Is he expecting you?'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Mary Shelley