"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"
Gloomy Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Gloomy Guru? These thoughtful products blend wit with a hint of melancholy, ideal for creative souls who appreciate art, introspection, and a dash of humor. Whether they’re into journaling, sketching, or simply embracing their artistic side, our curated selection offers a unique way to brighten their day with a bit of artistic flair and gently satirical humor.
'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'
Edgar Allen Poe
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...
"I can't see a blinkin' thing."
Punkins
Covid Music
Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'
Edgar Allan Poe
Hippie Edibles Co.
'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'
Life is ghoul
Cleaning the Horse
Edgar Allan Poe
Modern day mirror.
Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.
"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"
'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'
'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'
Arsene Wenger
'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'
'Is he expecting you?'
Mary Shelley
'FQ...?'
'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'
Learner Riders
'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'
Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.
"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"
Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware
'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again
Pissed-off hour.
"Far out, man."
"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"
Gloomy Guru Gifts Collection
Gloomy Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and artistic mugs perfect for the Gloomy Guru’s reflective mornings and creative breaks.
Gloomy Guru Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows celebrating the Gloomy Guru’s creative and contemplative spirit.
Gloomy Guru Prints
Decorate with prints that resonate with the Gloomy Guru’s introspective artistry—perfect for inspiring their creative environment.
Gloomy Guru T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the Gloomy Guru’s unique style—blend humor, art, and personality on wearable art.