Gloomy Guru Mugs

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

Edgar Allen Poe

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Punkins

Covid Music

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Edgar Allan Poe

Hippie Edibles Co.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Life is ghoul

Cleaning the Horse

Edgar Allan Poe

Modern day mirror.

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Arsene Wenger

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Is he expecting you?'

Mary Shelley

'FQ...?'

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

Learner Riders

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

Pissed-off hour.

"Far out, man."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"