Gloomy Humorists Mugs

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

"I said slime."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"....and hold the garlic."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Death coach..."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Sheep striptease'.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Snowman Tattoo

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Vampire Family Photos...

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."