Gloomy Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the gloomy philosopher? Our collection features cleverly designed products that blend wit and wisdom, ideal for those who enjoy pondering life's mysteries with a hint of humor. Whether they like to muse quietly or make a statement, you'll find something to inspire their thoughtful side. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts celebrate a love for deep thoughts and poetic gloom.

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"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine."

"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine." mockup

"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine."

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Pigeon Little

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Reverse psychology

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity." mockup

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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"It Works For Us."

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote' mockup

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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The end is near.

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"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

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"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom." mockup

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

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An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge. mockup

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

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Gloomy Philosopher Gifts Collection

Gloomy Philosopher Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the gloomy philosopher—each one designed to spark a smile and thoughtful moment with every sip.

Gloomy Philosopher Pillows

Comfort and contemplation go hand in hand—explore our pillows that perfectly match the reflective mood of the gloomy philosopher.

Gloomy Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring prints that speak to the darkly poetic soul of the gloomy philosopher. Browse our selection and find the perfect statement piece.

Gloomy Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for more ways to express the gloomy philosopher's outlook? Check out our t-shirts featuring clever designs that blend wit and philosophical gloom.