Dark Humored Philosopher Gifts

Searching for gifts for the dark humored philosopher? Discover a selection of clever, witty products that blend dark humor with philosophical insights. Ideal for those who appreciate irony and creative wit, these items make thoughtful and amusing presents that resonate with their love for life's deeper, darker questions.

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Oy Vey...

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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Zenemies.

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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Tim Burton

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities." mockup

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart mockup

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

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"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!" mockup

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

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"Death coach..."

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy. mockup

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

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'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.' mockup

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

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"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy." mockup

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too." mockup

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.' mockup

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

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Human meat.

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?' mockup

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

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"What's it all about?"

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots. mockup

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!" mockup

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

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'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?' mockup

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

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"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness." mockup

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

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And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood? mockup

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

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"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat." mockup

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

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"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight." mockup

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

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"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive." mockup

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

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Dark Humored Philosopher Gifts Collection

Dark Humored Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring dark humor and philosophical wit, perfect for injecting some irony into their daily routine.

Dark Humored Philosopher Pillows

Add some dark humor to their space with pillows that feature ironic and thought-provoking designs tailored for the dark humored philosopher.

Dark Humored Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that challenge perceptions and showcase dark humor, perfect for those who love to ponder life's deeper questions with a twist.

Dark Humored Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine dark humor with creative insights, ideal for the philosophical and witty personalities.