Goalmouth Guru Pillows

Edgar Allen Poe

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

Edgar Allan Poe

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Life is ghoul

Deregulated Baseball

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Cleaning the Horse

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Boxing

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Modern day mirror.

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

In a Quandary

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'He has a great left hook,'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'Got any cud flavour?'

'Is he expecting you?'

Mary Shelley