Gloom And Doom Guru Pillows

"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Oscars

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Cleaning the Horse

Morena Baccarin

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Edgar Allan Poe

Modern day mirror.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Beauty regime

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"