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Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Got any cud flavour?'

Lennon and McCartney.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Guru.

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Joe Henry

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'